danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
colfricans: why have gender roles when you could have pizza rolls
westbor0baptistchurch: putting on headphones set at a really high volume
supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82
WHEN MY EX SHOWS UP SOMEWHERE WITH A NEW GIRL
howdoiputthisgently: A COUPLE WEEKS AFTER THE BREAK UP: AFTER A COUPLE MONTHS:
I am somehow less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain...– Stephen Jay Gould (via rameysaurus)
thatfunnyblog: my favorite disney princess is me
The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or...– Samuel P. Huntington (via seinedoll) #1 in amorality and flexible tolerance for injustice & human suffering! (via thepeoplesrecord)
beyoncebeytwice: when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt