me: sits at computer for 2.5 seconds
me: cleans entire room
me: reorganizes blog
me: creates new language
me: runs full-scale campaign to elect self ruler of new sovereign nation
me: saves universe
me: wow haha i sure got a lot done today i can just do my essay tomorrow
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
Me: I also think I got hotter.